Sent by my friend Mark, good one:
What Happened to me??I used to think I was just a regular person, but I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today’s standards, makes me a fascist.I am heterosexual, which now makes me a homophobe.I am mostly non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.I was named by my parents (who were married and remained married until they died), which now labels me as an infidel.I think and I reason, therefore I believe little that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.I am proud of my heritage which makes me a xenophobe.I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual’s merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education and little or no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens and I honor those who served in the Armed Forces, which now makes me a right wing-militant.Please help me come to terms with the new me… because I’m just not sure who the hell I am anymore! I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these seemingly abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking! I just can’t imagine or understand what’s happened to me so quickly!Funny …it’s all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!What’s more, I believe in the Second Amendment and the right to bear arms? I’m really bad. You Might have to bail me out one Day!