Wise Italian Grandfather

I love this joke

 

Wise Italian Grandfather

Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their hand guns
down through the family.
An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside,
Guido, I wan’ you lissin ame. I wan’ you to take-a
my chrome plated..38 revolver so you will always remember me.”
“But grandpa, I really don’t like guns..how about
you leave me your Rolex watch instead?”
“You lissin ame, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da
business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lots a money, a big-a home
and maybe a couple of bambinos.”
“Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you
wife inna bed with anotherr man.
“Whatta you gonna do then? Point at you watch and say,
‘times up'”?