National Democratic Convention Schedule

Monday July 20, 2020

1:30 PM  Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.  Food Stamp enrollment forms available.

2:00 PM   Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants and the deceased.

3:30 PM  Opening Flag Burning Ceremony, Sponsored by CNN’s – Don Lemon. 4:00 PM  Address on “Being the Real You”, by Rachel Dolezal, former head of the Seattle NAACP, and Caitlyn Jenner.

4:30 PM  “How to make $200M as a Public Servant and Claim to be Broke”,  by Hillary Clinton.

5:00 PM  “How to have a successful career without a job, and avoid taxation”, Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson.

5:30 PM  Medal of Freedom presentation to Bo Berghdal.

6:00 PM  Autograph Session for Souvenir photographs of Elizabeth Warren in Native American costume.

6:30 PM  Tribute to All 57 States, by Barack Obama.

7:00 PM  General vote to praise Baltimore rioters, and substitute “Alternative Shopping” in place of “looting”.

7:30 PM  White House Semantics Committee Meeting to vote on re-branding “Muslim Terrorism” as “Countering Islamophobia”.

8:00 PM  “Liberal Bias in Media – How to make it work for you” Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, Washington Post, and the New York Times.

8:30 PM  Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO, by Michael Moore.

9:00 PM  Personal Finance Seminar – “Businesses Don’t Create Jobs”, Hosted by Barack Obama.

9:30 PM  Official Condemnation of American Gun Owners with Bibles.

11:00 PM The nomination of Michelle Obama, by Jim Acosta and Chris Matthews.

All this would be much funnier if it weren’t so near TRUTH !

What a braindead mob of morons…!