National Democratic Convention Schedule
Monday July 20, 2020
1:30 PM Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention. Food Stamp enrollment forms available.
2:00 PM Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants and the deceased.
3:30 PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony, Sponsored by CNN’s – Don Lemon. 4:00 PM Address on “Being the Real You”, by Rachel Dolezal, former head of the Seattle NAACP, and Caitlyn Jenner.
4:30 PM “How to make $200M as a Public Servant and Claim to be Broke”, by Hillary Clinton.
5:00 PM “How to have a successful career without a job, and avoid taxation”, Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson.
5:30 PM Medal of Freedom presentation to Bo Berghdal.
6:00 PM Autograph Session for Souvenir photographs of Elizabeth Warren in Native American costume.
6:30 PM Tribute to All 57 States, by Barack Obama.
7:00 PM General vote to praise Baltimore rioters, and substitute “Alternative Shopping” in place of “looting”.
7:30 PM White House Semantics Committee Meeting to vote on re-branding “Muslim Terrorism” as “Countering Islamophobia”.
8:00 PM “Liberal Bias in Media – How to make it work for you” Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, Washington Post, and the New York Times.
8:30 PM Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO, by Michael Moore.
9:00 PM Personal Finance Seminar – “Businesses Don’t Create Jobs”, Hosted by Barack Obama.
9:30 PM Official Condemnation of American Gun Owners with Bibles.
11:00 PM The nomination of Michelle Obama, by Jim Acosta and Chris Matthews.
All this would be much funnier if it weren’t so near TRUTH !
What a braindead mob of morons…!