dear Abby

From Shadow Walker:

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas , who has recently been
diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One
of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My
father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who
are prostitutes in Dallas.

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at
Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is
currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three
children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute
who lives in Longview. She is a part time "working girl".

All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally
open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who voted for Barack Obama for
President?

Signed,
Worried About My Reputation